Twas the night before Google

Written on December 10, 2008 – 9:52 am | by danifalo |

Twas the night before Google

Twas the night before Google when all through the net
the users and SEO’s were all upset,
Search Wiki, and GMail Themes were rolled out in style
Lively was nuked and GOOG sat with a smile.

Matt Cutts and the Spam team were out on the prowl,
with visions of Black Hatter’s on a moonlight howl.
Comments and Blog post were active indeed
Tweets and Diggs until some fingers did bleed.

Pushing the Chrome, the browser of GOOG
Collecting the data of the unknowing newb.
Signed into Google for a Search Wiki rating
Seeing spammers explode like a round of speed dating.

Knowing that Search Results are the victims of Change,
Exploring the options and manipulating the range.
There is a way to succeed with out a Adwords Budget
Social Book Mark Me Please for a Link Back, Nudge (it)!

Webmaster tools now showing me data,
my info is delayed come, back Later.
The Capcha’s not working on Signups for things,
Google Local Maps verification not giving me rings.

Twas the Night before Google and Tool Bar Page Rank still not Updated
the Indian outsources were on alert for some projects we stated.
The Ranked Hard Seo Comic issue explains it all well
It’s all Will‘s fault,  What the…

So Digg me, Tweet me, This Link Bait attempt
At humor towards Google et al,  I am feeling a little “verklempt!”

  1. 3 Responses to “Twas the night before Google”

  2. By John on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply

    Nah, no one will leave comments anymore… Ooops. Yea, I doubt you will get as many, but I guess that could be a good thing as well.

    Nice poem… I found you from Twitter and plugged you on SU. Happy Holidays!

  3. By Alex on Dec 11, 2008 | Reply

    Very clever. Definitely Stumbled and Dugg it.

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